Yo! How's your brain? (part 1)

A man went to a doctor and asked about a brain transplant. The doc
said he could have a lawyers brain for $500, a doctors brain for $1000
or a politician's brain for $50,000. The man asked why the brain of a
politician would cost so much. The doctor replied, "Do you know how many of them we have to kill to find a good one?"

Since you have navigated your way to this particularly obscure set of
coordinates, I will assume that your brain is--in fact--a good one.
But how can you be sure it will stay that way? Given the ravages of
age, social unrest, economic instability, and a diet heavily dependent
on HoHos and Ramen Noodles, is it even possible to preserve mental
clarity into the golden years? Ask yourself this the next time find
yourself pawing around in the 'junk drawer' and suddenly you realize
you don't know what it was you were looking for.

OK, I admit that was a scare tactic. It happens to everybody.

Now, what was I talking about?

Oh yes, Ramen Noodles. Don't hesitate to experiment! Try adding real
food. Parsley flakes, for instance.