The roaring success of this 'How's your brain' series has me thinking about starting a new business, and I have a great 'tag line': "Hello. I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help!"
[sound effect: a five-poud slab of meat slams to the floor with a resounding thud]
On second thought, maybe I can come up with a better business name than 'Intelligence Restoration Service'.
OK, onward. I promised and now I must deliver:
[sound effects: crowd noises suddenly hush to a whisper; drum roll; trumpet fanfare...]
YES. There are ways to GROW NEW BRAIN CELLS, and you shall learn about then here!
1st Disclaimer: Don't anybody recommend me for a Nobel Prize or anything. I'm just repackaging existing information. Sources will be noted.
2nd Disclaimer: Serializing this 'How's Your Brain' thing has given me a new sense of personal worth--and also a taste of power over the innocent and ususpecting reader who, by the mere suggestion of a chance to cling a while longer to his or her puny intellect, can be lured back, time after time, to my dark and foreboding fortress of universal comprehensionality. mmmuuuuuaaahahaHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Next time, bring your credit card, you worm.
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